she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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