sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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