People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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