it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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