question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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