its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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