My liver just broke up with me...
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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