He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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