More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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