And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
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David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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