Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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