Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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