You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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