I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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