id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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