ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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