ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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