I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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