My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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