i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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