Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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