hotel room ftw
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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