Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
