does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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