just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
please come you make the beer taste better
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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