I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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