Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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