she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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