I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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