I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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