I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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