butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
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so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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