I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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