I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize