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HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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