another moral hangover. fuck.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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