so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
accomplished twins. life is a go
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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