I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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