Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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