fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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