We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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