Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked