I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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