dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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