i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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