this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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