And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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