I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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