my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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