I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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