Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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