I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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