come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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