I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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