Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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