im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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