I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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